Guys lets look closer at how we live and how they live
and lets see how we can improve our lives by lying.
Why do we debate and confront each other when a simple lie
Why do we keep our values when there values seem so logical.
Look at my example below, one lie and everyones a winner!
Lets say you blown all your wages in the first day of
getting paid on strippers, booze and drugs or whatever floats
ya boat.. instead of losing face with your debtors or the
people you want to borrow off, why not tell them you were
mugged or you had an operation and thats why you have no money
and need to borrow some? (everyone is a winner- otherwise
you'll look stupid and still get no money lent to you)
Lets learn from these people, life can be so wonderful when
lieing, you can be and do whatever you want.
Why be so farang and try to seek the truth when it hurts,
why not sit back and enjoy the comforting LIES, after all they
are there to make us feel better. "you sexy man" etc we have
all heard this shit before, ok she most likely dont fancy us
but the point is she is trying to please us for more attention
and/or money. Enough reason to stay with her?
Ever thought about how they get brought up on lieing, when
daddys brings back his mia noi and he's fucking her against the
bedroom wall and all the kids are watching, do they dare
question him when he says he helps her back problems? what will
it solve? Loss of face for mummy and a good caining for the
next 6 months?
Maybe some lies are best enjoyed, we come to Thailand for a
holiday, we should just sit back get our pipes blown and enjoy
how faithful they are and sexy we are (so they say) This way we
can find heaven rather than fighting the lies?
Of course this works both ways, if your friend is lying to
you, that he didnt use your sisters underwear to milk himself
and its blatently obvious then you must behave yourself and not
confront him about it, just do it the thai way and grass him to
the police next time he's playing cards.. its so logical, he
gets punished, you maintain relationship, he saves face instead
of looking like a pervert.. see its not so bad after all LYING
YOUR ARSE OFF
Please note the sarcasm throughout the post!
The fact is next time I'm emptying a pipe load of jizz down
a girls mouth and she tells me it tastes nice and that I'm
handsome and that she only does it for me. During the act my
knees are quivering twice as much as my eye balls turn towards
my brain, if I knew what she was really thinking then it
wouldnt be as much fun and I probably wouldnt be invading her
axe wound as roughly.