Jizzflicker looks for a maid
to clean condo
6 months ago. I was scrolling through the local bullshit
newspaper and its funny as fuck but its not meant to be.
Pattaya people is only worthy of a bog roll backup, but I
purchased it as I wanted a maid to come and clean room, I have
previously asked bar girls but I tell them to do it naked and I
end up screwing them senseless on the kitchen side.
I have also tried to get them to do some gardening, but as
soon as they crouch and I see that thong, i pull down there
pants, push there face right in the scrubbery and slam them
until the ants start feeding on the cum drips. So basically I
am looking for some professional help as I cant stop shagging
the girls. I see an advert from a german man, I ring him up and
he tells me his new wife is looking for regular work cleaning
peoples houses, I tell him that I will pay her 200 baht per
day, a bag of malteasers and 1 jam sandwich (with real butter)
to come round for 2 hours a day.
He drops her off and stays for a cup of tea, it seems they
met in a bar, he’s twice her age and she is about 6/10 and
skinny as a rake. After he goes, I show her where the mop is
and all the shit in the cleaning cupboard, I wanna keep this
totally professional, but I start getting trouser movements so
I go for a long shower and power one out on the bath floor,
then I push the jizz down the plug whole with my toe. I leave
the bathroom with a empty set of knackers, I come out of my
room and she’s hardly done fuck all and shes yapping on the
phone, I say to her, sorry to trouble you but can you clean the
house. Last nights condom is still on the floor, that should
have been picked up first, last nights tee rak didnt pick it up
the lazy bitch, I’ve had to walk around it all day!
She starts moaning that I am only paying her 200 for two
hours, I explained to her that its plenty plus the jam sandwich
is real butter, she looks at me confused and carries on. This
is when she starts poking her ass right out (she’s wearing
trousers) and says that she needs more money to send home, I
just think FFS all I want is my house cleaned, Pattaya is the
only place in the world i reckon where its almost impossible
not to skewer your help with your pork stick. After another 1
hour of her doing a little bit, chatting on the phone and
basically smiling at me the whole time, she came and sat next
to me. This pissed me off as I was watching a porno and I didnt
want some girl to interupt with idol chit chat. I always tell
them to go talk to there boyfriends or read those teenager
magazines at seven11 if they wanna chat shite.
By now it was becoming real clear that she didnt want to
clean and wanted to earn extra money, I realised that she wasnt
going to end up as my regular maid, so I said to her what do
you want? she said a 1000 baht so I said, you’d better swallow
all my love bogeys and not miss a single drop, every last drop
has to go down, with no drippling. And she’s not allowed to
clean her teeth staight away either, she has to sit there and
enjoy the flavour for at least ten minutes, without swilling
her mouth with a drink. So I just pulled my pants down carried
on watching the porno and sipped my cup of tea while she worked
her magic. I havent called again and the advert wasnt on there
again. All I wanted was for my room to get cleaned, is that so
hard to ask in Pattaya?
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