Cant fuck my Thai girlfriend
for three days
I went to see my sweet girlfriend today and I tell her to
bend right over and take a load of love snot up her jizz taking
canal. And she's turns round and tells me that her little mouse
hole hurts, and that today she has to see doctor (bai hah mor)
and there is white puss flowing out of it!! (and it stinks)
I told her that shes got a dose of gonerea and that she
deserves it. (som nam naa)
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I said who you been screwing and why aren't you wearing a
bloody condom?
"Oh man from Canada he same clever as doctor, he tell me it
ok" In the same sentence she reassures me that man juice cannot
carry HIV, I said, "thats a load of betty swollocks..."
I also pointed out to her that I know she barebacked him
because he must be a sexy man, but STD's aren't picky who they
date with.
Anyway, she isn't talking to him after that and luckily for
me, I know what a slut she can be when she's pilled up or
drunk, so I only bareback her mouth.
Sluts, you can't live with them, you can't live without
them.
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