Cock Worship and chicken experience

I've been looking for a girl with cock and chicken farming experience but its so damn difficult. I walk into a bar and I ask them if they have any chicken farming experience and it seems that they agree but when they get back to my house they don't have a friggen clue about chickens. Usually the girls that are good at cock worship and ball tricks don't have a clue about collecting eggs and feeding the chickens.

What lengths do I have to go to, to find a girl that can suck my cock like a porn star but get up at 6 am to feed/kill the chickens? It seems like I will have to keep on searching or make some compromise. The first thing I say to a girl when I sit down in Soi 6, is if they have any chicken experience, if they say NO, then I will move on until I find a girl that has some farming experience, I don't want her to plough the field, I just find it a turn on when the bar girl is taking care of chickens at home, because it looks like she is in her natural habitat and normal circumstances.

I remember my first trip upcountry, and my girlfriend had chickens running through her house (house on stilts) I was so turned on that night, thinking about how farm fresh and primitive she is. She had a sore twat after that night.

Next I will have to get her some jungle pants and bend her right over as she feeds them chickens at 6am. Please note the chickens are not jizzworthy or attractive in anyway, I just love the whole idea of farm fresh girl in jungle pants feeding the lifestock before she snaps there necks and cooks them on a fire.

How can these girls be so cute, yet will go into a murderous range with cute animals at dinner time, jeez all this primitive talk is giving me a right hard on. I'm off home to check on tee rak and the chickens.

Native Thai chicken

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